Suarez banned, could the answer be in dental asylum?

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A PSYCHOLOGIST friend of mine reckons psychotherapy is not the answer for Luis Suarez. Instead, a modified programme of dog-training techniques might do the trick. Liverpool should employ the services of two Vinnie Jones types to bully the Uruguayan at length every morning.Insult his mother, poke him in the ribs, trip him up, pee on his toothbrush. If Suarez bites, he gets no breakfast. If he doesn’t bite, he gets a full English. Eventually, he will learn….affordable dental implants london, Joey Barton has a typically perverse take on the scandal – he reckons the cannibalistic side of Suarez is an inseparable part of the package.

Branislav Ivanovic doesn’t see the funny side. Chelsea’s Serbian defender crossed himself hastily after Sunday’s incident, as though he had just been orally fouled by Count Dracula himself.

“He has to play on the edge,” tweeted Barton yesterday…Maybe some real introspection is the only way forward, and Liverpool should spare no effort to root out his demons. So the couch beckons, then. Therapy is not your typical footballer’s favourite pastime, but it has to be more fun than wearing a muzzle…read more

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